Threenager song — "THREEnager!" cover art by Snuggle Bunch

THREEnager!

Wolfie from Snuggle Bunch about to attend a video game conventionByWolfie

About This Song

They want it. They need it. They must have it right now! You hand it over and…nope, they don’t want it anymore, it’s on the floor. Welcome to three. “THREEnager!” is told from the kid’s perspective. They make a fair point: they’ve only been on this planet for three short years, everything is a challenge. That doesn’t make the “why why why” phase any easier to survive, but at least now it has a beat!

This family hip hop anthem for the threenager stage captures the beautiful chaos of raising a three-year-old. Parents of preschoolers who are deep in the trenches: you’re not alone! But yes, things were easier when they were two.

If your little one loved this, check out I’m Not Tired, Sorry Mommy, and Inside Voices for more big-feelings Snuggle Bunch songs!

Deep in this stage? Read our threenager survival guide for parents.

Lyrics

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I’ve only been on this planet
For three short years
But I gotta tell ya one thing is clear
I know I’m loud
And I don’t mean to shout
But that’s just how
My feelings come out

THREEnager

That thing in your hand
I want it a lot
If I don’t have it right now
I’m a blow my top
When you hand it over
I won’t want it no more
I’ll chuck that old thing
Right onto the floor

I’m just being me
And that’s all I can do
Can you believe things were easier
When I was two?
Every day a new challenge
A new battle to wage
But it’s all appropriate
For my age

THREEnager
THREEnager
Why why why why why why why
THREEnager
I’m a THREEnager
Why why why why why why why
THREEnager

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Wolfie from Snuggle Bunch about to attend a video game convention

Wolfie Williams is a North American Gray Wolf (aka Timber Wolf) and a seasoned music producer, producing and performing on hip hop and rock music back as far as the 1980s!

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